DAILY ITINERARY OF MOM'S GOOGLE SEARCH WHEN SHE'S FIGHTING A COLD
6:00 am: Is it dangerous to have three cups of coffee on no sleep?
6:30 am: Can you use questionably fresh milk when making pancakes?
6:32 am: Why would an egg have two yolks?
6:35 am: Chicken song, Adam Sandler.
7:00 am: Weather, NY
7:01 am: Weather, LA
7:02 am: Housing market, LA
8:00 am: Best seamless, warm leggings for kids that won't cut off circulation
8:30 am: Snowboots for kids under 100 dollars
9:00 am: Is exercise bad for you when you feel run down?
9:15 am: Family-friendly vacation spots
9: 20 am: Family-friendly vacation spots with babysitting
9:25 am: Is it legal to leave a 12 year old home alone?
11:00 am: What's an ok age to wax your daughter’s legs?
12:00 pm: How to cyberstalk your kids without their knowing
12:30 pm: Can stress mess with your cycle?
1:00 pm: Chic cocktail dresses
1:10 pm: Party dresses
1:15 pm: Is 45 too old for sideboob?
1:16 pm: Is packing tape safe on skin?
1:20 pm: Dresses, long-sleeves, black, sale
5:00 pm: Simple dinners in under 20 mins
5:02 pm: How do you blanch vegetables?
5:05 pm: Simple dinners in under 10 mins
5:07 pm: Places that deliver near me
6:30 pm: Can MSG cause a migraine?
6:45 pm: Difference between allergies and a cold?
6:47 pm: Best Humidifiers 2018
6:50 pm: Is there cocaine in Sudafed?
7:00 pm: Is checking your temperature every six minutes too much?
7:01 pm: If my temperature doesn't register anything above 94.8 degrees, am I technically dead?
7:02 pm: Why do I get different readings in my left and right ear?
7:03 pm: Amazon-Prime-Now best thermometer
8:00 pm: How the f-ck do you get the death-grip plastic packaging off a thermometer?!
8:02 pm: How do you know if you need stitches?
8:30 pm: Why don’t cats like bananas?
8:30 pm: What is a complex number?
8:30 pm: How does a bill become a law?
8:35 pm: Can too much homework stunt your growth?
9:30 pm: Calming apps for kids before bedtime
10:30 pm: Cabernet Sauvignon, open late, free delivery
11:00 pm: Can an old can of chicken soup kill you if you heat it up?