LOG CABIN LETTERS: PART 2

I know, I know — now that camp is in the swing of things, the kids’ letters home might not sound so nicey-nice. In fact, it might surprise you just how much the tides have changed. But don’t worry, mom and dad; I promise, they still love you! (And, you only paid for 7 weeks…)

THE REUNITED-AND-YOU-LOOK-LIKE-HELL

Dear Mom and Dad,

Zooming was fun! You look like you got older too! Also, mom, you should adjust your screen bc you look HUGE. Camp said there are food shortages everywhere so I think it was just the angle.

Love, Johnny

THE ARE-YOU-EVEN-TRYING?

Dear mom and dad,

Ugh - You did NOT send the Trolli watermelon sour sharks, you sent the plain Trolli sour brite brawlers! Did you not get my list?!? Also, orange Gatorade??!! Ew.

your son billy

THE POSTAGRAM-PUSHBACK

Dear mom and dad,

Can you stop sending those weird selfie postagrams from the beach, or the deck of someone's boat? You look deranged and are embarrassing me! Write me a real letter. You’re ridic.

Elana

THE HAVE-YOU-USED-YOUR-TIME-WISELY?

Dear mom and dad,

I like camp now! I actually don’t want to come home. BUT, if I have to, did you redo my room like you said you would?

love,

Julia

THE SAVE-YOUR-MONEY

Dear rents-

Tonight was siiiiiick! We had an epic toothpaste fight and the camp photographer slipped and fell in the lake! (Oh, also I need toothpaste but actually don't send because dumb because I will be home in 3 weeks.)

Moi

THE PLANNER

Hi mom-

Did we get the class lists yet? I'm only asking bc a bunch of us said we just might stay here and zoom the year. Like is in-person mandatory this year? Let me know ASAP because we might want to switch up the bunks.

xo,

Casey