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WHO'S ON FIRST : FAMILY EDITION


ANYTHING I SAY…

Daughter

You can't say that!!!


Mom

I can't say it?


Daughter

You can say it; you can't say that.


Mom

So, I CAN say it.


Daughter

Of course. That is not it at all.


Mom

Is there something wrong with that?


Daughter

Duh.

Mom

So, that's right?


Daughter

That is wrong! Like I said, it is right.


Mom

How can that be wrong if it is right?


Daughter

It isn’t wrong...


Mom

You just said that!


Daughter

That’s not it.

Mom

This is just wrong.

Daughter

This is not wrong! That is. That is insane. I would never say that.


Mom

But you are saying it...


Daughter

Yes! How many times do I have to tell you that IT is right.


Mom

So, that is fine?!


Daughter

It is fine! This is fine! But not that! Never that! You simply can never say that! Is that really that hard to understand?


Mom

I give up.


Daughter

You got that right!


Mom

I thought that was wrong??


Daughter

It is what it is. Get out.


Mom

Got it.

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