WHO'S ON FIRST : FAMILY EDITION
ANYTHING I SAY…
Daughter
You can't say that!!!
Mom
I can't say it?
Daughter
You can say it; you can't say that.
Mom
So, I CAN say it.
Daughter
Of course. That is not it at all.
Mom
Is there something wrong with that?
Daughter
Duh.
Mom
So, that's right?
Daughter
That is wrong! Like I said, it is right.
Mom
How can that be wrong if it is right?
Daughter
It isn’t wrong...
Mom
You just said that!
Daughter
That’s not it.
Mom
This is just wrong.
Daughter
This is not wrong! That is. That is insane. I would never say that.
Mom
But you are saying it...
Daughter
Yes! How many times do I have to tell you that IT is right.
Mom
So, that is fine?!
Daughter
It is fine! This is fine! But not that! Never that! You simply can never say that! Is that really that hard to understand?
Mom
I give up.
Daughter
You got that right!
Mom
I thought that was wrong??
Daughter
It is what it is. Get out.
Mom
Got it.
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